"Sleeping on the Ground and Pretending to Like It" Soy Wax Candle — Cypress, Eucalyptus & Cedar, 9 oz

You told everyone you love camping. You said it with confidence. Now you’re here, back aching, slightly damp, and absolutely committed to the bit. Sleeping on the Ground and Pretending to Like It smells like Cypress, Eucalyptus, and Cedar — basically the Adirondack forest in a jar — so at least your tent can smell incredible.

Light it. Stare at the stars. Pretend you’re having a great time.

Scent: Cypress, Eucalyptus, Cedar

• 9 oz soy wax candle
• Cotton wick
• 40+ hour burn time
• Phthalate-free fragrance
• Paraffin-free & dye-free
• Made in the USA — supports American farmers

Why soy? Burns cleaner and longer than paraffin, 100% biodegradable, and cleans up with soap and water. Better for the environment, better for your campsite, better for the performance.